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We talk about poop and pee and tissues all the time. I wanna know WTF is with the FARTING! OMG the smell fills the whole house and wafts up stairs to my room. It is NOT a human smell!!!!! It can best be described as a skunk, that ate 10 lbs of garlic, rolled around in sauerkraut,climbed up her butt and died! Anyone else dealing with this? BTW, she has NO sense of smell. She is SOOOOO lucky!

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When you said F word, I was thinking of.....finances.
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Oh no Bonichak!
Maybe some vicks salve under your nose? It does help. We used to use it when I was a police officer if we had to deal with bodies that had begun to decay. But from
your description, it might not be strong enough.
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There is a healthy bowel odor that is easily identified, and there are odors caused by medication. zoolife is right, if the odor is abnormal, the gut flora is abnormal. Yogurt promotes normal gut flora. Chlorophyll helps neutralize odor. You can control odors by consuming buttermilk, cranberry juice, orange juice, parsley, tomato juice and yogurt.
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Seriously, you can get charcoal pills may help. Harvard Health Publications has a number of suggestions in an article called "12 tips for reducing gas". one or another may help. Good luck. I hope it is nothing seriously wrong in your mum's gut. It sounds like a bit of dysbiosis which is an imbalance in the various bugs (bacteria, yeast)which are normal to the gut. Apparently a yeast excess in the gut can cause the problem your mum has. A yeast overgrowth can be caused by too many antibiotics. There is medication to help reduce the yeast.
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LOL, pstiegman.
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I thought you meant the F-word as in a parent cussing like that left and right. I have a friend who must take meds for her heart. One of the side effects is that it makes her fart a LOT. She does it all the time. She told me that her fart doesn't smell because she takes ginger pills. I don't know if this might work with your mom? It won't stop the farting but atleast it might cut down the smell?
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Bonichak, I'm so sorry, but your description was hilariously funny! Yep it sounds like something really funky is going on there, time for a High Colonic Irrigation. Utube will actually give you a look see at the procedure. I make not go this route immediately maybe try the health food store of a Colon Cleanse. The gut in my opinion and I've read is where all disease starts if not cleaned out it can be a toxic place breeding ground for disease. Really sorry but if British comedy writers want some new material it's on this site LOL!
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Bonnie - I have to say - I don't laugh very often and your question made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you - I needed that!
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omigod I'm laughing so hard, tears are falling .... and ya know it's cuz I can relate, right?
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Boni off topic but about moms dog
Have you tried mouse traps on the table? That might frighten him off. or use mothballs that might kill two birds with one stone!!!!
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