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I had to quit looking into mirrors.
The other day I was looking into the mirror and the sun was coming in just right and backlighting the side of my face.
Apparently I now have to shave.
The whole nose hair thing has sneaked up on me as well. I got closer and my nostrils looked like the bottoms of mushrooms.
I couldn't find my tweezers so I spent the next hour trying to bring it under control with needle nosed pliars.
*sigh*
lovbob
Jinx - Boston rocks! I grew up in Belmont (NOT the snobby part), hubby's from Ah-lingon. Worked at the Harvard Coop all through high school.
Christina - how did your singing go last night? And where are you with those Cheetos??
So Yankees are just shy???!?
OMG. I had no idea. Thanks for informing us. I have misjudged many people but I will not do it anymore!
I will only get the little ones from now on...less therapy, maybe!
Hey Christina come back tomorrow with the Cheetos and fill us in on your singing gig ;-).
Great idea BoniChak!! My mom is gone but left me a big legal mess which had me boo-hooing all day. Thanks, I needed this.
Twopupsmom - I thought I got teleported to another thread too...
Great toast! Clinking my glass with yours;)
Lord, please give us patience because if you give us strength, We'll also need new identities and one way tickets to a non-extraditing country.
in a couple more years of my lumbar disc deterioration i should be able to also. not hard to depict..
(the dog and his balls...)
lovbob
That's not wind beneath your wings...
I farted.
My Indian name is Runs With Beer
All this....and Brains too!
Let me drop everything and work on your problem
I's so old I fart dust
If you're going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard
And my favorite....
How to handle stress like a dog...
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away
Mom is VERY Irish and VERY Catholic and felt right at home.
Yaya....couldn't tell you much about where we went or what we saw...it was the people that made Boston great. And the COWS! We LOVED the cows!