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I wonder if your wife can adapt it to elders.
Come to think of it, I'd like a Neighbor Compliance Drug as well.
As a wife, I never used behavior modification because I found that asking a man to do anything he doesn't want to do results in a really messed up job with broken things and other damages. Men are really smart too.
Love joking around with all of you! Think now that I am in over my head and regret playing with Windy, cause there will be hell to pay, he'll have a really great snappy comeback, and I already feel guilty for asking my husband for help, now that I just cannot do it all myself.
No, really, on a more serious note, don't you think a perfect husband should be married to a perfect wife, or does that just not happen?
"You have a dnr, your wife is screaming 'save my husband!', and if the patient could answer, the paramedics are there, because???!!!!
Serious situations require serious humor, put in a way that serious circumstances can be planned for ahead of time. I appreciate your humor, Gershen.
Donald talking to sheep, get it?
I am much more cynical now.
I'm wondering if as the current group of caregivers moves into our own years of needing care that we'll be more aggressive in lobbying and demanding more rights for medical and legal support to make the decisions we feel appropriate, rather than as you so poignantly describe, "sink into the abyss of old age and dementia".
It is a sad thing that some people don't have enough to live on even earlier in life. What they tend to get is a cluck-cluck, shoulda worked harder and saved. No one listens to the poor.
So it is up to the middle class 40-60 year olds, I guess.