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Rest Your Mind
I know you've been laying awake at night, wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies", and "Pampers", while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".
Well, here is the low down on the whole thing:
When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv 'em, Hug 'em and Pamper 'em.
When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!
Glad I got that straightened out, so you can rest your mind.
then she put this skin softener lotion on my arms and the next day i destroyed a knuckle working on a bike .. f that . i use fabric hardener in my clothes and skin hardener on my arms.. dumb b*tch wanted me but wanted me remade -- it didnt happen.. he he..
she doesnt know what a man is ..
Good luck at the VA tomorrow...no fun, I understand.
va tomorrow. lilly better quit bitchin , im wearing a cut off t shirt over my a shirt.
oughtta slather myself with fake tanning cream , im bout that ornery . lol
i work outdoors d*mnt , i turn dark ..
love cutting and splitting wood but s*it , its hard work..
I'm sorry cousin was a wombat guest who didn't engage her food-filled brain long enough to think about all the WORK involved in clearing up - but oh please! Don't let it spoil the lovely fun day you had. It would be such a pity.
Yes, I agree: next time, strict rules about any guest has to bring food (as per your instructions); help with cooking and preparations; and DEFINITELY do the dishes (ideally you have a little chain gang doing this while you lounge on the sofa eating choccies). But please don't let it ruin your lovely day. We live and learn, eh? xxx
Boni - I started cutting my hair short after I moved in with Mom - so much easier to deal with! No more hour in front of the mirror every morning with hair dryer, curling iron, spray and mousse! A little spritz, blow it dry in 5 mins and I'm done!
arkaren - you accomplished more than I did yesterday! Those darn dishes creeped up on me again....dang it.
Accomplishments: vacuumed house, listened to dads Korean war stories.
Depending on how many tools there are have a tool sale and you will attract every man within a 100 miles. Rusty or not they are worth good money. You only need to do a couple of hours they will be lined up before you start. just throw them in boxes and label the box with the price. they will haggle anyway.
I'm so proud of myself. I cleaned the area and even washed the windows and sills. What a mess they were. I still have to tend to the things that have to be cleaned up and donated. One irritating thing is that I found enough extension cords to wrap around the house 2-3 times. Why did anyone buy that many cords? They are mostly the thick orange types -- very nice, but enough's enough. I'll have to figure how much we need and donate the rest.
Dad's tools have definitely seen better days. If I can ever get all my siblings together, we're going to do a garage cleanout and everyone can take what they want - the rest will go in a garage sale. I think he has 3 of everything out there. LOL