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Maybe my other brat-buddies can weigh in on the rules-it was Gershun who helped develop the idea. What do you think, Gershun?
And then there is Rainmom. You just might qualify for the funniest bratty behavior yet. At least the most something-I am at a loss for words-but I am always for taking the shortest route ever out of any parking garage! Good on ya!
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Or, if you can't, just wait for Halloween.
Katie, How about turning the open sign on the door, to closed as you leave a business with bad service.
My sister was infamous for taking big dumps and not flushing afterward. She acts like her crap doesn't stink so I guess she really believes that. Next time I'm invited over I'll do the same.
She may have thought it was an egg beater
Crapped up sheets have no place in a communal washing machine. The foces or foaces or fekes or whatever the hell the fancy name is for shit has NO PLACE straining through my own laundry.
As if e coli is not enough of a risk factor in nosocomial illnesses.
"According to the CDC, the most common pathogens that cause nosocomial infections are Staphylococcus aureus, Pseudomonas aeruginosa, and E. coli. Some of the common nosocomial infections are urinary tract infections, respiratory pneumonia, surgical site wound infections, bacteremia, gastrointestinal and skin infections."
The number one nosocomial infection is UTI related. Why add a crapfest to innocent bystanders.
My mom insists on doing the wash. Ok mom. But ffs can we please NOT wash your paper undersqueaks or the dirty swiffer wet jet disposable maxi-pads?
I think washing my laundry in the river is safer at this point.
I love my parents but do not love feces and urine and moreover, denial of crap all over the bed and clothing.
You are so funny! Welcome here! And everyone else too!
When you post a hug, do you also use the smiling grinning baby? It would look so cute next to your avatar baby. A strong statement: It was the best of times and the worst of times.
At least they are boxed up.... buy me a couple of drinjs and I'll tell the story about the time I was out of town on business and my husband surprised me by having his entire family show up to pack up and move all if our belongings to our new house.
Let's help her!
P o I s o n : Cockroach bait and flea powder.
1. Are you sure its a smile and not gas?
2. I say marginally because caretaking has wiped the shine off my humor today.
In conclusion, I demand the fairy of freaking happidom rectify (ha ha I said RECTify) this fecal tsunami called my life and sprinkle it with a potpurri of enough is enough.
Talking to my sister too long on the phone, I flushed and she has not called me back since. One would think your own sis would understand.
You are not going to give your fil his Metamicil?
Now, that really is bratty!
I once did a whole phone interview for a job sitting on my toilet. Also I forgot to add earlier I also turn magazines with Justin Bieber's face on them around too.
Seriously contemplating labeling one of them "sex toys". Either she will spot it and think I'm a freak or she won't notice, will use the box, and her friends will think she's a freak .
Can't decide if I want to do it to one very large box or several medium ones.