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You will save a lot of money on Christmas 🎁. 🤗
She’s had so many falls outside walking to her car in the parking lot , resulting in going to the ER this year ( complete with CT Scans each time because she’s on blood thinners )……. that MIL said this time the ER doctor suggested Assisted Living . I thought it was funny , even the ER doctor agrees with DH and I .
Wow! Following morning, the extension cord to the microwave is short and on the table. Oh thank goodness the switch is off. I leave the breakfast time tablets on the table and go back to bed. I go to put on a load of washing. Machine not working. It occurs that l should check the switch board. Well l finally get it.
Rat prefers meal with zing to ratsack. Thank goodness for cut off switches. Mum first saw wire and dead friend. She is up and l refer to cut cord while she points out dead rat.
This adventure happened over about 6 months. I still clean the cage, when she goes to club as dementia means she won't attend to it. Thankfully, she feeds them and l check water levels. She can't really look after them and they have never been socialised, consequently they are prisioners. Long story short rats and Mum are amazing survivors working with what they have.
He did , and it got better.
So now he thinks yogurt cures every stomach issue.
Last week, with my stomach bug, he kept bringing me yogurt, and telling me to eat it.
This morning, I suspect he is getting it, will see but he is not looking well, he just told me , we need more yogurt
My foot! 😂
is they will not sell furniture to people
who can not escape a labyrinth
maybe I'll come - I'm not coming
I'll let you know - I'm not coming
I'm not sure yet - I'm very sure I'm not coming
I'll try and come - I won't be trying anything
Ill think about it - I don't need to think about anything, I'm not coming
outlived Richard Simmons
really makes me question this whole
healthy eating and exercise thing
there's some form of potato that can make it better
Because you’re gonna block each other one day.
Your personality is even worse.
Someday you’ll go far. I hope you stay there.
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You should really come with a warning label.
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Stupidity isn't a crime, so you’re free to go.
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Have a nice day, somewhere else.
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Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?
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I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
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Earth is full. Go home.
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You fear success, but you really have nothing to worry about.
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🙂 I believed in evolution until I met you.
without a little emotional scarring.
who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
remember you are not alone.
A lot of other people hate you too.
count as cardio?
The purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes…
I mean, if I wanted to wait I’d send you a letter via pigeon instead.
“I don’t know,” she says.
“Because it couldn’t get a date.”